Wednesday, November 24, 2010
One way or another, they're gonna getcha...
I've been thinking lately. With a certain feeling of impending paradigm shift I wonder: should I pull out of my 401K and pay down my mortgage instead, before the market really crashes and turns my supposed retirement savings into so much oatmeal? Or should I just leave all that be and bide my time in anticipation of drastic inflation, when I'll be able to pay down the "real" value of my mortgage in surreal amounts (assuming I still have a job)? Or should I cash out all accounts and relocate to an island nation, or add on to my house, or get a boob job, or install a few solar panels, or adopt a child, or play the Powerball with abandon, or take up hangliding, or start farming medicinal plants, or purchase a home entertainment system, or donate a few truckloads of canned soup to the hungry, or spend a decadent weekend in Monaco, or find a roommate, or get a Hummer, or build a greenhouse, or invest in bricks of gold, or buy a lifetime supply of toilet paper and chocolate and light bulbs, or just make due? So many things for a working woman to consider.
In the meantime I need to get those damned mealybugs off of my African Violets and cook up some red lentil and coconut stew, among other things. I've got a couple days off ahead, for which I am more than grateful, and I'm quite sure the economy will get along just fine without me...
In the meantime I need to get those damned mealybugs off of my African Violets and cook up some red lentil and coconut stew, among other things. I've got a couple days off ahead, for which I am more than grateful, and I'm quite sure the economy will get along just fine without me...
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Best. Post. Ever. :)
Gosh, thanks--do appreciate your dropping by...
Sorry for the out-of-nowhereness. :) It's just that I empathize. Similar thoughts roll around my head all the time.
On the contrary--sorry for my vague response. I'm actually a die-hard fan of out-of-nowhereness--and empathy :)
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